Rotten Hotline.

Need wine paring advice for dinner tonight? How about a punch recipe for the company party? Hungover but can't miss another day of middle school? We've got you covered!
Shoot us a message* using the form below. We give these messages priority and, provided we are within range of Wi-Fi or a cell tower, try to respond within 24-48hrs.
*We may add some limited chat functionality in the future if there is enough demand. So if that sounds cool you should, ya know, demand.

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